Buckle in for a wild ride and read this incredible description of what this collectible is. You won't even believe this description of this collectible. Inside this box is an incredibly rare item that will absolutely increase rapidly in value over the coming years as you age and grow sicker and weaker. It's ''Trover'' from the highly offensive and morally problematic game Trover Saves The Universe by Squanch Games and Justin Roiland (co-creator of Rick and Morty). Trover comes equipped with sword, swappable power babies (play the game), and jaw-dropping wrist articulation. When you eventually succumb to time and pass over into the unknown, this figure will remain vibrant and should be worth enough to feed and house your descendants for years to come. Forget cryptocurrencies or gold. Buy a few of these and tuck them away in your mattress. I think they made like ten of these. Not kidding. Buy extras to increase your investment.
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